23" Artificial Philodendron Vine – For the Green-Thumb Challenged 🌿
If your track record with plants is more “Oops, I forgot to water… again” than “Plant Whisperer,” this vine is your new best friend.
No watering, no wilting, no mysterious brown spots that make you question your life choices—just lush, vibrant greenery that always looks perfect.
Drape it over a shelf, weave it into a basket, or let it cascade from a high perch for instant jungle vibes without the commitment.
It’s all the beauty of a thriving plant with absolutely zero responsibility.
Your secret’s safe with us—we’ll never tell it’s not real.Â